Hur Hur

Are you sorry yet?

A rhyme to make you squirm visciously

Posted by E-George on July 22, 2007

This little piggie went to market:
Matt's Big Toe

 

This little piggie stayed home:
Matt's Second Toe

 

This little piggie had roast beef:
Matt's Third Tod

 

This little piggie had none:
Matt's 4th Toe

 

This piggie went “WEE WEE WEE” until the other piggies got thoroughly annoyed and proceeded to beat him with sticks:
Matt's Pinkie Toe

Children - this is the result of trying to move and unmovable object with the smallest human phalangeal appendage:
The whole shebang

This happened about a week ago. From what I can gather, Matthew drilled his pinkie toe into a wall while he was completing making a turn to go down the hallway. Spectacular, eh? Makes me squirm is generalized mental discomfort.


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  • Doc Java said,

    I think “Peedle Lee” ought to the ‘Hur-hur’ of the week. =)

  • Doc Java said,

    … and Ankle says, “That ain’t nuthing! Cowboy up Toe!”

  • spenser said,

    sack’s erratic bodily movements render damage once again. if ever i knew someone who should wear a helmet indoors.

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