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It will all snap back…mostly

Posted by E-George on May 5, 2008

Mom: So, are you pretty dedicated to breastfeeding your baby?

Me:  As dedicated as I can be to do something I’ve never done before.

Mom: It’s very rewarding and healthy, but a lot of times around the 6-week mark it’s very hard and you’ll want to give up.

Me: OK.  I’ll keep that in mind.

Mom: Are you going to prepare for breastfeeding?

Me: What, like, nipple-twisting?

Mom: <heavy sigh> No.  Like, preparing the the skin to be stretched.

Me: Stretched?! Stretched how?

Mom: Well, kind of like a water ballon would be stretched.

Me: A water balloon?!  I’m going to become a water balloon?  A stretched water balloon? Is nothing sacred? Everything is stretching out! There won’t be a part of my body that won’t have been stretched in some fashion before this is all over!

Mom: No, no.  Don’t worry.  Everything snaps back.

Me: Really?

Mom: Well… mostly.


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  • anna said,

    one word. HILARIOUS!! You and your mom just summed up the entire frustration of pregnancy in a very short conversation. However, it’s worth it. Titus is a tough baby, but I still smile every time i say “I love you!” and he smiles and says, “too!” I can almost cry thinking about it. Isn’t that weird? The whole parenting saga is still a mystery to me.

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