Daddy has to go boom-boom

Posted by E-George on April 1, 2009

I may have mentioned that one of the evening rituals with Evelyn is the sacred nudie time. Usually taking place 30 minutes or so before her bedtime and is an unbridled time of hard play. Because we conduct nudie time in the bedroom where it is warmer, Matthew is often in and out of the area as part of his nightly roaming of the entire house. What becomes priceless are his little comments to Evelyn as he passes through. Take tonight, for example.

As a prefix, it is worth noting that we had a sumptuous dinner of a green chile beef stew that was comprised most heavily of cumin and garlic. As you can imagine, a giant bowl of meat – nay spicy meat was most ravenously devoured by my carnivore husband.

“Hi, Evelyn! Daddy has to make boom boom!”

“Oh good god. You better make sure you have a match match to eradicate the boom boom afterwards.”

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“Hi, Evelyn! Daddy’s going to go watch Mark Levine now!”

“Was Daddy successful with his boom boom?”

“Of course. I am always successful with boom boom. I am boom boom efficient.”

“Gracious.”

“You know this!”

Sometimes I fear for the future mental wellness of my child.

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