Wherein Shit, Crap, and Damn met their hillbilly cousins Hell, Ding-Dang, and Effin
Posted by E-George on January 14, 2010
It’s the lot of every housewife to do the chores that are equally unsavory and unending. By that I mean laundry and, frankly, it that chore that is one of the chief reasons why men get married so they don’t have to do it anymore. Laundry and grocery shopping. Of this I [...]
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Wherein I detail my absolute wussness
Posted by E-George on July 10, 2009
OK, so, like, I’m a complete wussass. Last weekend Matthew, Evelyn, and I drove to Magdalena for Larry and Anah’s birthdays. Because of a small problem with the Infiniti’s air conditioning system (where “small problem” is a suddenly non-functional air conditioning system), we were driving in the GTI. Not a bad ride [...]
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Trojan used my website as a hideout
Posted by E-George on February 10, 2009
Thanks to the crack skills of my readership(both of them), it was revealed unto me today that a virus had implanted itself onto (or into) my website somehow. Blast. Effing. It. In what seems to be the growing twilight of my intelligence, I was feeling stumped about how to go about fixing the [...]
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The final nail in the coffin of my opinion
Posted by E-George on August 3, 2008
I’m having to face the reality: Pregnancy has made me fat. And given me stretch marks, but that’s another discussion altogether. Pregnancy has made me fat because I fell into the comforting arms of being told to eat what made me comfortable, since this, “is the one time you can do what [...]
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It’s all cute and fun until they infect you
Posted by E-George on July 30, 2008
I haven’t been posting lately for a variety of reasons:
I was getting ready for what turned out to be a wildly successful garage sale on 7/19.
I was under the gun at work to get a proposal written and submitted by Tuesday 7/22.
I was driving to Wichita meet up with my mother and my sister and [...]
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Bummers of Pregnancy: Short arms
Posted by E-George on June 30, 2008
The “baby bump” has become a “baby globe” and I’m having to stand sideways to utilize simple surfaces like stoves, counter tops, sinks, and my work desk. I assure you, this is something that’s more funny to watch than experience. I wouldn’t mention anything about it, but I am a proportionally stubby human specimen. Meaning, [...]
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Can someone please tell Casper Van Dien to stop it?
Posted by E-George on June 29, 2008
I was casting about looking for reviews for Wall•E and was more than a little alarmed to learn that Starship Troopers 3 was coming out this year. I didn’t know there was a Starship Troopers 2. I think someone needs to put a stop to this before it goes much further.
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Bummers of Pregnancy: Wanting Cookies
Posted by E-George on June 6, 2008
Once again, since the abatement of first-trimester miseries, I have found certain lusts of blood glucose have wrought forth great mental anguish, pitting the will of health against the power of whim. The name of my folly? Cookies. All I want is a plate of cookies and a cold glass of milk. For all three [...]
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How dare they mock us!
Posted by E-George on May 16, 2008
Except, the ad itself reads in teensy print that it’s only being offered in select locations in “California, Chicago, New York, Nashville, and El Paso.” So, they have the gall to advertise this opportunity to the hordes of pregnant women, but then they have even greater gall to provide it in El Paso and not [...]
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Bummers of Pregnancy: Heartburn
Posted by E-George on May 15, 2008
I had no idea. Is this what people with Acid Reflux Disease endure daily? I’ve had distracting, crippling, miserable, awful, painful heartburn all day long. I guess I need to get a stash of heartburn aids for the office. It feels like Satan himself is belching fire up my esophageal passage. I bet I could [...]
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